CATEGORY: Social Media

Facebook Investors: Suckerbergs?

People are going bonkers for Facebook’s IPO (Initial Public Offering). It’ll rock the stock market on Friday. But does anyone remember when Yahoo! was valued at one hundred billion dollars? Well they were and, well, Yahoo! has become the VCR of search engines. People are starting to drop the exclamation point. But…BUT…Yahoo! still has nearly as much ad revenue as Facebook.

So how can Facebook keep both their investors and their users happy?

facebook ipo poll

We conducted our own Facebook poll.

Facebook makes most of its money selling ads. Do they have enough space to sell enough ads to make enough money to raise the roof every year? What kind of “tweaks” are they going to have to do to their privacy policy to make ends meet?

I’m a little concerned that they’re going to have to resort to crazy/sneaky activities to merit their $96,000,000,000 valuation, as well as to maintain profits. True, maybe they can be straight-up business peeps who do no evil and make everyone happy, but it looks like there are some roadblocks to warm handshakes and giddy users:

1. General Motors just pulled a boatload of ads off Facebook (to the tune of 10 mil). Will others follow?

2. People might be getting tired of social media. It won’t go away, but Facebook will not grow as fast as it did to 900,000,000 million users.

3. My Aunt Jeanne who used to e-mail really lame forwards is now doing the same on Facebook.

I’m not hating on Facebook here, just trying to figure out how this is going to work. As a matter of fact, we love what the platform has done for us. The money we spent on Facebook advertising delivered some incredible ROI. But how do they avoid going the way of AOL, MySpace and now maybe Yahoo! (all innovators in their own right)? Just how is Facebook going to keep from being buried by the next…Facebook?

Thoughts?

Social Media Tip #1: Don’t Think About It

Welcome to a new series about how to be more than mildly successful in social media. Today’s lesson: Stop Thinking. The more you think about a Tweet or a Facebook post, the more it becomes convoluted and uninteresting. The good news is that most of us are already naturals at speaking without thinking. The bad news is that with social media we have a tendency to check how many “followers” or “friends” a user has and then change our answer accordingly. Don’t do that.

Please come as you are to Twitter and Facebook

Act Naturally.

Back to the good news: You can access your natural ability to communicate by verbally replying to the Tweet or post, and then tap what you just said into the computer. Now if your verbal reaction is, “What an asshat!” then you may want to turn on your brain for a little editing, but keep it honest. The trick to remember is that you, in real life, reply with heartfelt conversation all day.

Example 1: Be You

There’s no difference between this verbal dialogue:

Person in real life: “I love cheese!”

You in real life: “I love cheese too!”

And this Twitter back and forth:

Twitter Follower: “I love cheese!”

You: “I love cheese too!”

You’ll note they are completely identical. You might think that proclaiming your love for cheese is trivial and unnecessary, and it is, but what you’re doing when you reply is…relating. And if social media has given us anything, it’s the ability to interact and relate with people we would have otherwise never known existed. If you have a business and want customers, do yourself a favor and talk to them.

Side Note: If you don’t like cheese, then take a stand. When you take a stand and either have fun with it or defend it well, then you’re going to gain many more people than you lose. Plus, you’re developing quirks. We’ll discuss more about quirks and their importance later.

Side note 2: This is a good opportunity to ask, “Who doesn’t love cheese? Do you not like cheese?” Or give your hard working office something fun to do by asking them and reporting, “Here at Big Bill’s Insurance twelve of us like cheese. Two don’t. We’re calling an emergency meeting.”

Example 2: Cocktail Party  

Think about the best jokes. When they’re quick and left to the imagination, they are much funnier than the guy who explains in detail what happened with the nun and the monkey and the cowboy (for example). Here’s the rule: Think about yourself at a cocktail party. When the conversation is rolling and everybody is hip to the dialogue, the best one-liners are casually slipped in with no explanation at all. In this Socially Connected world, we are all already hip to what’s going on in this big cocktail party called the Internet, so let ‘er fly. Side Note: Type out a reply. If it doesn’t suit your company or reputation, then “Favorite” and “Like” are your friends.

Name.com Cocktail Party Champs

We’re very good at cocktail parties.

If you’re using your Twitter and/or Facebook (and sure, Google+) do your customers a favor and HAVE FAITH IN THEM. You can write long posts on Facebook and hit the maximum 140 on Twitter, but make sure it doesn’t lumber along unsure of itself and anyone who reads it.  It’s good for you and your business if you’re not condescending (often unwittingly) to the people who want to know more about you. So if you’re scrolling through your feed, and think of something to say, get it down. Even if it’s just a ‘Thank you’. If you don’t get that initial (positive) impulse down then, like a dream, the chance to meet a new customer will float away with the day.

Nothing Like a Retweet: A Love Rap

It all began with a little refrain that I couldn’t get out of my head…”Nothin’ Like a Retweet.” With the help of the lyrical stylings of one Mr. Owen Borseth, this video blossomed. Well, to say “blossomed” insinuates some kind of smooth and natural process, when in fact it was like building a Slinky out of firewood. But, please, don’t be cruel. It’s easy to attack the rhythmless. We can’t move. So there was a lot of recording and re-recording, syncing and re-syncing, and trust me, I don’t think any of us will ever again doubt the talent of Lil’ Wayne.

But it’s here, and we’re happy, because now we’ve finally found a way to express the joy of your Retweets. AND there’s this little thing about Retweeting and winning an iPad 3.
Watch…and share (if only there were an easy way to do that…)

Who’s responsible for this?

Shooting & Editing: Mostly John Brill @betheguy, who should be your video guy for all your future projects, and some from Jared Ewy @jaredewy
Writing: @jaredewy and @owenborseth
Music: @listenstudio AJ Hochhalter (brilliant beats, sound, rapper guy GET HIM)
Audio recording/editing: @betheguy @jaredewy@korybrunsonband @goodman933 (of Denver’s Channel 93.3)
Producer: @jaredewy

Name.com Customers & Friends Syncin’ the ‘Retweet’:

Cubs Guy: @markedwards
Guy in Wendy’s: Jay White
Girls (courtesy their mother): Tabitha, Sarah and Jessica
Guys in Pakistan: Zain, Zaid, Usama and camera guy Jahangir
Dude in front of coffee shop: Patrick Urn (and cute woman friend with pretty eyes whose name I’ve forgotten)
Professoinal in coffee shop: Mark E. Jones
Yoga guy: Our Founder and CEO, @billmushkin

Name.com Rappers and Playas:

Opening Rapper Dude: Jared Ewy, Name.com Community Holler
Beer Thuggin’ Dude: Owen Borseth, Senior Software Engineer, Leader of Labs, Director of Shiz, Protector of the Unknown Realm, and High Council to The Three Wolves of Howling Moon
Beer Theft Victim: Chris Gaston, System Overlord
Customer Service: John Rupp & Katie Blitzer; Customer Service Agents (alt: BadAss Mofizzles)
Inquisitive Bronco Guy: Nick Salvadore; Code Monkey, Housebroken
Dev Table Syncer: Smitty, Development AdVISOR
Miss Seo Friendly: Caroline Temple; Master of her Domain Concierge, Rhythm
Coffee Website Dude: Dave McBreen; Backend Boss Guy, Hilarious
Back of head: Bo Bergstrom, Marketing Master of Marketing and Keywords Marketing
Primary chorus singer: Patrick ‘P-Mo’ Moroney; Smart Guy, Regaler
Back-up Singer: @ajaxera Michael Combs, UX, XD Engineer
Deep-Voiced Guy: @livet0ski Pat ‘P-Fro’ Ramsey, Keeper of Fro
So Sweet Women: @smashleyfork Ashley Forker and Katie Blitzer; Ashley is Marketing Coordinator, or Marketinator
Board Breaker 1: @snowkitten Melissa Dafni; Black Belt in Domain Portfolio Managing, Marketing, LaX
Board Breaker 2: Ryan Clarey: Black Belt in Funny, Monkey upkeep, Customer Support
Smiling CS Guy: Nicholas Steinbach; America’s Most Wholesome Youth
Montage of “That is your Fate”: John Rupp, Cedar Diegal, Henrik Kronstrom, Ryan Clarey, Nicholas Steinbech: CS Agents o’ Joy and Positive Reinforcement

Big Thank YOU to INK! Coffee and Whole Foods (who had no idea we were shooting at their salad bar)

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