The April 2018 promo code is the worst thing that has ever happened ever

Nothing grates on the nerves quite like the sound of a car alarm going off for hours on end while you’re just minding your own business and trying to go about your day. The only thing that comes close to that level of annoyance is having to pay full price on your .COM and .NET renewals this month. But don’t worry—we’ve got you covered on that second point.