If it weren't for the sharks this week would be pretty light fare. Yes, it's great that Jennifer Aniston has found love, and it seems like this Justin Theroux guy is the real deal (writer, actor, break dancer), but when you take a look at what's really going on in the world, the trends would starve anyone looking for substance. So what do we do? Add meat! And it's not shark fin (you poaching weasels), but the comments and criticism that make something as one dimensional as Miley Cyrus cutting her hair actually matter. The even bigger benefit? We find available domains that match the news, because no matter what you think about Jennifer Aniston, she's hot, and can drive traffic to more important things.
Rated PG for mention of crabs, large men in muumuus and drugs.