Fwd: Most exciting news ever: CX Domains coming to Name.com INTERNAL MEMO REVEALED

Hushed Golf Announcer Voice: Well another announcement has stirred the staff of Name.com. It turns out they’ll be offering .CX domains, something that customers had been requesting. As you read yet another leaked memo (bottom up…not bottoms up, at least not yet), you’ll see that Ashley, who’s not a vampire, but still in marketing, sent […]

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Hushed Golf Announcer Voice: Well another announcement has stirred the staff of Name.com. It turns out they’ll be offering .CX domains, something that customers had been requesting. As you read yet another leaked memo (bottom up…not bottoms up, at least not yet), you’ll see that Ashley, who’s not a vampire, but still in marketing, sent out an email about the new .CX domain names. From there, hilarity ensues as Christmas Island crabs take over the email chain.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: The Swede <>
Date: Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Subject: Re: Most exciting news ever
To: VP of Awesome <>
Cc: Silver Tongued Devil <>, The Beard <>, Evel Knievel <>, Not a Vampire <>, “All Company” <>

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I LOVE CHRISTMAS 🙂

On Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 8:54 AM, VP of Awesome <> wrote:

You know I’m with you.

VP of Awesome

Senior Software Engineer

R&D

VP of Awesome™

Name.com LLC

On Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 9:47 AM, Silver Tongued Devil <> wrote:

Who’s coming with me?

On Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 9:41 AM, The Beard <> wrote:

Hello Everybody,

X-mas came in early this year, and we will actually be charging $39.99 for .CX domain names.

Thanks,

On Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 9:38 AM, Evel Knievel <> wrote:

That looks like something out of an alien movie

On Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 9:37 AM, VP of Awesome <> wrote:

Another crab found commonly on Christmas Island:

VP of Awesome

Senior Software Engineer

R&D

VP of Awesome™

Name.com LLC

On Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 9:33 AM, Not a Vampire <> wrote:

As of today, we now offer .CX domains!! Yes that’s right, the ccTLD for Christmas Island is now available at Name.com for $49.99. Be sure to spread the word….

^^isn’t he cute? I wish i was there chillin w/ him….

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Not a Vampire
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