John Rupp is an Associate Account Manager at Name.com. He’s generally an OK dude, but he’s also the worst.1 He once had a creepy mustache, so we briefly renamed him Buster, because it seemed to fit. His last name lends itself quite well to puns, like “DisRupption,” “What goes Rupp must come down,” “Rupp, Rupp, and away,” and “Bottoms Rupp!”2
He doesn’t even know how to powerslide in Mario Kart. He can lower prices on domains though, so he’s good for something.
1. We joke. John Rupp is actually pretty great.
2. We never actually say any of these things.