Meet the name.com family...

I was a huge Lord of the Rings nerd in middle school. I read all the books, learned how to write in dwarven runes, and I can still recite the entirety of "Farewell We Call to Hearth and Hall." #thuglife

My fiancé refers to me as a hippy...I’ve made my own dish soap, deodorant, grow my own herbs, and love learning about homeopathy.

I can sing the alphabet backwards.

The best way to my heart is through my stomach.

I can dislocate both of my shoulders and pop them in and out of place.

I like to cook hot dogs

The only bad taco is the one you didn't eat.

I like potatoes.

I wanted to be a Ninja Turtle when I grew up.

I am the preeminent Fast and the Furious Scholar west of the Mississippi.

I have a metal plate in my head. It doesn’t improve radio reception or set off metal detectors, but it’s a cool story nonetheless!

I’m a crazy cat lady without a cat.

I have never had a corn–dog …ever.

I think the world would be a better place if we had Giant Cyborg Laser Cats.

I own and manage 600 acres of loblolly pine tree farms in Tennessee.

I’ve been hit by lightning.

YEET

The genetics of my bite have contributed to braces for ten and a half years complete with springs, two quad helixes, and an eleven hour jaw surgery that left me with a plate and 50 screws in my face. Thumbs up ancestors.

Aloha... it means hello and goodbye.

I basically invented mountain biking

I love fishing but I hate fish.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

I have two sisters, May and April, and we were all named after the month in which we were born.

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

I was born on the 100th anniversary of Groundhogs day.

2/3 of my soul was viciously stolen by my triplet brothers.

I hate onions.

Stay woke.

I am significantly better at N64 Super Smash Brothers and Mario Kart, than the wii versions.

I make my own Beef Jerky!

I'm really into hip hop, especially Lizzo.

I'm a GLG-20 from the Road to Duchambe

I'm always ready for a dance off, challenge accepted.