WE LOST THE BET: eNom’s Chris Sheridan Joins us from Seattle

Every bet is a risk, of course, but sometimes you get a little excited and lose yourself in the moment. The “moment” in Denver was when our football team went 13-3 and our quarterback, Peyton Manning, broke more records than a drunken disc jockey. Heading into the big game against Seattle, we were feeling a victory was likely … and therefore put ourselves on the line for our team. If Denver had won, we would’ve been given the keys to run Seattle’s eNom office (they sell domains, too).

Instead, the inverse happened—Seattle crushed Denver—and super sales juggernaut Chris Sheridan was sent from eNom to run our office the only way he knows how: hard-boiled, in-your-face sales. Sales. Sales sales sales. We get the importance of selling things; it pays our salary. But we just go about it differently. We’re located near Boulder and much of our staff actually enjoys kale. But because Denver was eviscerated like a slow pony in a velociraptor race, Chris Sheridan got to come to name.com and impose his will.

Before you see the ugly results, please know that you’re already a winner. Use the promo code FISHTOSS for a sweet, sweet deal on .CO domain names: $7.99 for registrations (valid through midnight MST on Feb. 14, 2014).